Harry Potter Puns
Friend: Enough with the puns, this is Sirius.
Me: That's not funny. Let's not be riddikulus here.
Friend: I'm not being ridiculous... You couldn't be more Ron
Me: I was laughing so hard that I hur' my knee.
Friend: LOLOL BEST ONE SO FAR, I AM LITERALY ROWLING ON THE FLOOR.
Me: That was a Krummy joke. No offence.
Friend: You are LeStrange. Your puns make Philosophers moan.
Me: Neville will I stop making puns!
Friend: Well played. But honestly I'm Dumble-snoring.
Me: Watch that Malf-oy! I might get offended!
Friend: Wow, Dumble-snoring and Slug-yawning.
Me: Yule Ball me soon with these repeated jokes.
Friend: I just GrindleLOL'd! But I'm Fleur that's an exaggeration. I gotta fly -- I'm getting tired, so I'm going to bed. Feel free to Slytherin, I'm sure you Lovegood. That sounds really Tre-horny. I couldn't resist. Just make sure you realise I Hufflepuff in my sleep, so don't trip on the Raven-door. That made no sense. GOODNIGHT.
Me: Well, I can't really quidditch-match all of those. But your jokes made me Grin-gotts. I gotta sleep a-spell, so I hope it isn't a muggle to get to sleep. Let's hope that the Shacklebolt on your house is done up well so there's no Knight fuss. I wand to be better at these, but really I think most of them are rather Riddle like. Good luck picking up on the Flints! I hope no Kreachers climb into bed with you, and you aren't Snaped in the night. That would be a Seamus. Anyhoo, I'm going to Fred now. My apologies for the terrible punny-jukes.Goodnight!
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